DANGOTESTONK

the unofficial coin of africa's biggest refinery

$REFINERY

TAX THE PUMP. GET PAID IN OIL.

Africa's biggest refinery is going public. We made it a meme coin. Every trade gets taxed, the tax buys real tokenized crude, and it lands in your wallet. That's the whole thing.

Africa's biggest IPO opens in
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holders get paid in $OIL (Oil Fund Index) — tokenized crude oil, backed 1:1, held by a regulated custodian, trades 24/7

650,000 BARRELS A DAY$49B VALUATIONAFRICA'S BIGGEST IPOSEPT 14TAX THE PUMPGET PAID IN OILNO TEAM ALLOCATIONLIQUIDITY LOCKED650,000 BARRELS A DAY$49B VALUATIONAFRICA'S BIGGEST IPOSEPT 14TAX THE PUMPGET PAID IN OILNO TEAM ALLOCATIONLIQUIDITY LOCKED
how it works

nobody holds
your money.

Scroll it. Four steps, one barrel. No treasury, no multisig, no team wallet, no presale.

01
of 04
25% full
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you ape in

Buy on Pons. Bonding curve, then it graduates into a locked pool. Nobody can pull the rug because nobody holds the rope.

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the contract taxes you

3% on the way in, 3% on the way out. Set once at launch, frozen forever. Not by us, not by anyone.

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the tax buys crude

Straight into tokenized oil. Real barrels, real custodian, not vibes. The vault does it automatically.

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you get paid in oil

Hold enough and the crude turns up in your wallet. No claiming rituals, no team deciding who eats.

volume is the engine — every trade tops up the barrel. The busier the chart, the faster the crude lands.

the lore

sixty years of
importing our own oil

Nigeria pumps crude, ships it out, and buys the petrol back. Then one man built the biggest refinery on the continent. That's the joke. That's the coin.

nigeria imports fuel
for 60 years straight
one man builds
🏗️
a $19B refinery
me explaining to my wife
🛢️
why i own tokenized crude
the fuel queue
🚗
was the real bear market
650,000 barrels
📈
per DAY
other memecoins: utility soon
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us: here's oil
WE GO DEY ALRIGHTFUEL QUEUE ENERGYREFINE OR DIECRUDE IN YOUR WALLETTHE REFINERY IS PUMPINGZERO UTILITY MAXIMUM VIBESSTONKS BUT OILYWE GO DEY ALRIGHTFUEL QUEUE ENERGYREFINE OR DIECRUDE IN YOUR WALLETTHE REFINERY IS PUMPINGZERO UTILITY MAXIMUM VIBESSTONKS BUT OILY
the real numbers

this part is actually real

Everything below is the genuine Dangote Refinery offering, from public reporting. The refinery is real. The IPO is real. The coin is a joke about it.

650,000
barrels per day
$49B
valuation
$1.63B
target raise
₦525
per share on the NGX

the tokenomics, in full

1,000,000,000
total supply
3%
buy / sell tax
0%
team allocation
LOCKED
liquidity
how to buy

four steps and
you're in the oil business

  1. 1

    get a wallet

    Any EVM wallet works. You'll need one that can add a custom network.

  2. 2

    get on Robinhood Chain

    It's an Arbitrum L2 built for tokenized assets. Add the network, bridge in some ETH for gas.

  3. 3

    find $REFINERY on Pons

    Pons is the launchpad. Paste the contract address — never trust a search result, and never trust a DM.

  4. 4

    swap, then hold

    Rewards go to holders. Sell and the oil stops. That's the entire incentive design.

what you're actually holding

A meme coin that pays out in $OIL — tokenized crude, backed 1:1, sitting with a real custodian. Hold it, the oil turns up.

reward
$OIL
backing
1:1, custodied
coin markets
everywhere
open pons
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One balance across Solana, Base, BNB and Robinhood Chain. No bridging, no gas juggling, no seed phrase gymnastics — just search the ticker and go.

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questions

ask away

are you actually Dangote?

No. This is a fan meme coin. We just reckon building the biggest refinery on the continent is the hardest thing anyone has pulled off this decade, and it deserved a coin.

why oil and not the refinery itself?

Because oil you can actually hold today. There is no tokenized Dangote share to buy — so we pay you in the thing the refinery makes instead.

what lands in my wallet?

OIL. Tokenized crude, backed 1:1, sitting with a real custodian, trading 24/7. Bought with the trading tax and pushed straight out to holders.

where does the money go?

Into the pool and into oil. No team wallet, no treasury, no multisig, no presale, no allocation. Liquidity locked, tax frozen at launch. There is nothing for anyone to run off with.

can i get the oil where i live?

Crude OIL trades everywhere. The coin itself trades everywhere. So you can ride it from anywhere — you collect the crude from those markets.

what's the actual play?

Buy it, hold it, collect crude while the biggest IPO in African history runs its course. Sell it and the oil stops. That is the entire incentive design.